Tequila Christmas Cake

[MrAgave]

Tequila Christmas Cake

INGREDIENTS
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts (any kind)
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the lequita to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now, shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table, and a spoon or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally,
throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

[bn087]

HAHAHA...

I thought this was a recipe similar to Rum Cake but with tequila...I got excited. I was wondering why no flour was called for in the ingrediants...

This method is how I grill at home. Usually when friends come over on a weekend night, we pour small cups of tequila and grill anything we can find in the kitchen...usually most of it doesnt get eaten and we just throw it in the firepit and watch it burn...I should get a cat to clean up our messes.

After a good few drinks of tequila, anything tastes good...possibly even this cake...

[gsars1]

Wow, I was wondering when someone would drag this back out. It's been around the internet in various forms for quite a few years, but still very funny.