Christmas Cookies

[blagave]

Christmas Tequila Cookies


1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 liter bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo to be sure It is of the highest quality.
Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
Try another 4 ounces, just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking
the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt or shomething.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas

[tvJefe]

HAHAHAHAHA! Wow. I'm not sure if I would go with Cuervo, but I LOVE the recipe!

[blagave]

Originally Posted by tvJefe

HAHAHAHAHA! Wow. I'm not sure if I would go with Cuervo, but I LOVE the recipe!

I agree that making the cookies with something like DJ or 4 Copas would be a little more pleasing to the palate. I could diffently see the outcome being the same for me

[Tequila Joe]

Those would be some expensive cookies if you put a liter of 4 Copas in them. Good tho I am sure.

[blagave]

Originally Posted by Tequila Joe

Those would be some expensive cookies if you put a liter of 4 Copas in them. Good tho I am sure.

The tequila is to go into your mouth not the cookies

[tvJefe]

Originally Posted by Tequila Joe

Those would be some expensive cookies if you put a liter of 4 Copas in them. Good tho I am sure.

I think someone was drunk when they read the post...

[La Buena Vida]

LOL, that's just too good.

[Tequila Joe]

Got to admit, I did not read the whole post only the ingrediants and the return comments. And yes, I was drinking at the time but that should not be too shocking. It is so much better to sample as you post.

[PRJack]

that would be PUI (Posting Under the Influence)!